Thursday, July 12, 2007

Note To Self: Next Time, Use Throw-Away, Prepaid Cell Phone

What's more damaging to the sanctity of Senator David Vitter's (R-LA) marriage, and his relationship with god?:

A. Having to live in a world where gay people can legally get married and enjoy their love for each other like the rest of us?

B. Cheating on your wife by using the services of high-class DC prostitutes?

The answer, of course, is A.

1 comment:

Perdu said...

I also hear that they have these coin-operated contraptions that allow you to place anonymous telephone calls. You just put 50 cents in a slot and then you get to make a call!